| *** Haiku, Haiku, crap I can't think of what to write Today is Thursday *** |
*** Jim does akido Joey and Bobby work out Bill likes to pierce things *** |
*** Donna crossstitches Dale bosses women around Brenda sleeps around *** |
| *** Another project I need new computer There is no more room *** |
*** Dale's dip smells like feet Everyone cries about code All of y'all, bite me *** |
*** That is not S/O The description is millwork Send it to Derek *** |
| *** That is not a bug It's designed to work like that It is a feature *** |
*** Stupid stupid code Stupid stupid stupid code Stupid stupid code *** |
*** Need some fiber now Must smear do-do on a stick Hand in the toilet *** |
| *** Customers complain We add functionality Too many keystrokes *** |
*** A customer asks What the hell is the difference Don't call them stupid *** |
*** Sonya fails CR's My queue is getting longer Project sheets are due *** |
| *** Enormous beer gut Bobby and Joey Jealous Dale is quite a man *** |
*** Associates Run Must Fear the no stupid rule Stupid code word --- Hines *** |
*** Quite the artist he Draws with the grace of van Gogh Spits crap in a can *** |
| *** Works out hard at gym Joey forgets clean undies He goes commando *** |
*** Hand puppets are fun Take the place of coworkers Need to buy more socks *** |
*** Oh, how odd to see Little Mennonite staring at the Yankee boy. *** |